Showing posts with label Hindu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hindu. Show all posts

Friday, April 6, 2018

A casteist and bigoted opinion piece in The Wire


We live in a society where hatred has taken over facts, especially in the media. Tuning into a news channel at nine would either mean bleeding ears or shamelessly biased anchors peddling their ideology masquerading as “honest opinion”. The poor quality reporting of print media forced me to stop buying a newspaper five years ago. I now borrow newspapers from friends, only to clean window panes and mirrors. Switching to online news at least lets one read the news for free. One can also customise what one wants to read. Life becomes a bit simpler. In the last few years we saw another form of “journalism” taking roots. The kinds which is present only online. This makes sense, since the future of news now lies in a smartphone and not in an LED TV.

Our wires are in bit of a tangle
The three names which comes to my mind are Scroll, The Wire and The Print. All three claim to be unbiased, but even a high school kid can tell which way they lean. Every story they put up can be summarised in one line, “I hate Modi and BJP”. There is nothing wrong in hating Modi or BJP. It is impossible that every citizen of India would love them. But the point here is that these are not just random Indian citizens. These are “reputed” media houses, run by “respectable” senior journalists and they have a responsibility, that of honest journalism. What happens when these platforms start dishing out Fake News? The Scroll fake stories can be read here and here. The Print fake story can be read here. And we all remember the Fake story run by The Wire on Amit Shah’s son, which was later pulled down by the website. Even mainstream media published Fake News, the case of The Hindu can be read here.  

The three online publications mentioned above, use not just real life incidents to write their fake stories but also use convoluted social issues to establish a narrative that is hatred in the least and a mechanism to paint an entire community in negative colour at best. Take this story by Nilanjana Bhowmick on The Wire. The headline reads, “Militant Hinduism and the Reincarnation of Hanuman”. The headlines are usually not written by the contributor. They are written by others to make them provocative and or interesting, primarily to click bait readers. In the story Ms Bhowmick narrates her “ordeal” in Noida. She of course gives us an alleged conversation with her driver. The driver seems to be the favourite pick for journalists to concoct stories.




She starts with the description of what she believe to be a militant Hindu event, the Hanuman Jayanti procession in Noida. Her scary description is supported by a “seven second” long video where a random guy with a sword is leaning out of the window, amidst traffic. She probably has never witnessed a Sikh procession where people with saffron turbans march with swords and Kripans. The way Ms. Bhowmick reacted is how people react when they have been brought up in a protected environment, away from reality. But Hanuman Jayanti and the militancy of that single blade of sword was a mere tool, to grind her axe. She immediately jumps on to the RSS and gets disturbed by their weekend march in Khaki gear. She claims, “These visuals are a disturbing assertion of a resurrection of the RSS and the Bajrang Dal, and an indicator of how in the last few years militant Hinduism has grown roots in India.” One wonders, how walking on streets symbolises militant Hinduism. Please tell me if you get to understand this analogy.

Ms. Bhowmick is infact alarmed by the fact that RSS has members in some “up scale” sectors of Noida. She is worried about the “proliferation of Hindu extremism” in the apartment blocks of Noida. According to her people of Noida should behave the way Ms. Bhowmick prefers them to behave. She is after all the neo Brahmin, who wants to control everyone else. She is also outraged by the sudden increase in wealth of the local Gurjar community. She says, “Locally known as Gujjar boys, they sit on the pile of money their parents made from land acquisition. Their days are spent body building in gymnasiums or akharas.” Is Ms. Bhowmik trying to say that the local Gurjar community is nothing but a bunch of Hindu extremists? Is she painting an entire caste as militants? Or is she simply suffering from the Savarna superiority complex, which makes her uncomfortable when the peasants get rich?

Her absolute hatred to the Gurjar community becomes clear when she writes, “They have the most expensive smartphones, designer clothes, swanky cars, and more money than they know what to do with. What they do not have is proper education.” As if her piece full of hatred, bigotry and casteist slurs was not enough, she ends it with,” Noida is the new India. And the enormous success of Hindutva groups here is a warning that we will do well to pay heed to. And soon.” An alarming warning to instil fear in the readers’ minds.

It is OK to hate the RSS and the Bajrang Dal, it is Ms. Bhowmick’s right. But what is dangerous is to concoct stories using a mythical conversation with an imaginary driver to instil fear. To malign an entire community only because they now have money. To call an entire religion militant or extremist, without giving a single piece of statistic. Ms. Bhowmick and The Wire could have saved bandwidth by simply writing, “I hate RSS and Gurjars”. We live in a society where hatred has taken over facts, especially in the media.

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Wendy Doniger: Psychoanalysis of ISRO

Retro is the new black. PC: Google
I have written a lot on Hindus and exposed them as probably the most violent cult in the world. Currently I am working on my new book, How Hitler was inspired by Ramayana, and it will make its debut in fall 2017. I would like to use this article to seek your inputs on other topics on Hinduism you would like me to write on. My assistants take a long time to read and translate the Sanskrit texts and it will help me a great deal if you can send your ideas in. But I am not writing to you about my next book or complaining about my lazy assistants. I want to talk about the new Hindu mind set.

This year has been particularly disturbing for the liberal minded Indians. India’s space agency has sent too many satellites into space. Now we all know how a satellite launch causes millions of tonnes of carbon emission in both earth’s atmosphere and in the outer space. It is harmful to both life on earth and that in the outer space. Also the act of moving the satellite to its launch site causes a lot of noise pollution, which aggravates the harmful impact of carbon emission. The take-off is so deafening that it can almost kill many small animals in the vicinity. We all know these facts, but I am digressing by reiterating them.

The most harmful impact of ISRO’s launch programme is on the Indian society. Every single launch by ISRO propagates patriarchy and Hindu beliefs. Are you surprised? Read on to know how. It is so blatantly evident that it is almost hidden in plain sight. One doesn’t have to be a Robert Langdon to see this. The first thing that comes to mind it the shape of the launch vehicle. It is conveniently shaped like a phallus to assert male dominance over the Indian society. Since phallus worship is an ancient ritual in the Hindu cult, it gives legitimacy to the cult and propagates its patriarchal mind set. A good question for the so called space scientists of ISRO would be, “Why can’t you design a launch vehicle that is less aggressive”? Perhaps in the shape of a puppy or a kitten. The phallus shaped launch vehicle is clearly an attempt to silence the Indian feminists and appease the Indian men.

See the Phallus and the outstretched arms
Coming to the propagation of Hindu cult beliefs. I would like to point to the contraption that is used to keep the phallus erect during its performance. The agency again, very conveniently, places the cranes around the launch vehicle in such a manner that it appears like Kali, the goddess of death. With all her arms spread out and spitting fire. The psychoanalysis of ISRO reveals that this arrangement of phallus like launch vehicle and Kali like contraption is the manifestation of the sick Hindu mind. A mind that wants to control the minorities, liberals, feminists, subalterns, Dalits, adivasis, Dravidians, Rahul Gandhi, NDTV and Sonu’s dad.

My detailed psychoanalysis of ISRO has exposed their agenda and their plans to force their majoritarian beliefs on millions of Indians. I call upon all Right right minded Indians to assemble at Jantar Mantar on 31st June at 10 AM to protest against ISRO and its patriarchal and majoritarian project to take over India.


If you still haven’t realised this is a satirical piece, please get introduced to humour.