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I have written a lot on Hindus and exposed them
as probably the most violent cult in the world. Currently I am working on my
new book, How Hitler was inspired by Ramayana, and it will make its
debut in fall 2017. I would like to use this article to seek your inputs on
other topics on Hinduism you would like me to write on. My assistants take a
long time to read and translate the Sanskrit texts and it will help me a great
deal if you can send your ideas in. But I am not writing to you about my next
book or complaining about my lazy assistants. I want to talk about the new
Hindu mind set.
This year has been particularly disturbing for
the liberal minded Indians. India’s space agency has sent too many satellites
into space. Now we all know how a satellite launch causes millions of tonnes of
carbon emission in both earth’s atmosphere and in the outer space. It is
harmful to both life on earth and that in the outer space. Also the act of
moving the satellite to its launch site causes a lot of noise pollution, which aggravates
the harmful impact of carbon emission. The take-off is so deafening that it can
almost kill many small animals in the vicinity. We all know these facts, but I am
digressing by reiterating them.
The most harmful impact of ISRO’s launch
programme is on the Indian society. Every single launch by ISRO propagates patriarchy
and Hindu beliefs. Are you surprised? Read on to know how. It is so blatantly
evident that it is almost hidden in plain sight. One doesn’t have to be a
Robert Langdon to see this. The first thing that comes to mind it the shape of
the launch vehicle. It is conveniently shaped like a phallus to assert male
dominance over the Indian society. Since phallus worship is an ancient ritual
in the Hindu cult, it gives legitimacy to the cult and propagates its
patriarchal mind set. A good question for the so called space scientists of ISRO
would be, “Why can’t you design a launch vehicle that is less aggressive”?
Perhaps in the shape of a puppy or a kitten. The phallus shaped launch vehicle
is clearly an attempt to silence the Indian feminists and appease the Indian men.
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| See the Phallus and the outstretched arms |
Coming to the propagation of Hindu cult
beliefs. I would like to point to the contraption that is used to keep the
phallus erect during its performance. The agency again, very conveniently,
places the cranes around the launch vehicle in such a manner that it appears
like Kali, the goddess of death. With all her arms spread out and spitting
fire. The psychoanalysis of ISRO reveals that this arrangement of phallus like
launch vehicle and Kali like contraption is the manifestation of the sick Hindu
mind. A mind that wants to control the minorities, liberals, feminists, subalterns,
Dalits, adivasis, Dravidians, Rahul Gandhi, NDTV and Sonu’s dad.
My detailed psychoanalysis of ISRO has exposed
their agenda and their plans to force their majoritarian beliefs on millions of
Indians. I call upon all Right right minded Indians to assemble at
Jantar Mantar on 31st June at 10 AM to protest against ISRO and its
patriarchal and majoritarian project to take over India.
If you still haven’t realised
this is a satirical piece, please get introduced to humour.
